All theses diseases in the world, and companies working on cures, funding from their prospective governments, grants, fundraisers, awareness campaigns. Do you know what isn't being worked on yet everybody on the planet has a problem with? Fucking Pimples!
It's a world epidemic that has been around since the dawn of time, it has ruined many a first date, job interview, family photographs, segregated children at school, has made people unapproachable, turned the attractive unattractive and made the ugly even uglier.
You get them on your face, your arms, your back, your chest, your groin, your ass cheeks, your legs pretty much everywhere and they they can start small but turn into enormous puss filled mini tumors that leak blood and make you look like something from a horror movie.
There is no cure for this problem but why the fuck not? Oh sure you can scrub the shit out of your face and apply ointments and creams, stick your head over a boiling pot of water which I'm sure is really good for your skin. Use home remedies like toothpaste, or wet bread, apple cider vinegar, baking soda or powder, flour, yeast, hell, how about I just bake a fucking cake on my face once a day and maybe that will help.
Then there are different varieties to the miserable little fucker. Someone will say, "Oh it's not a pimple, it's an ingrown hair." My response to that is, "Well it looks the same, starts off as a little red bump then starts to get bigger, eventually getting a large white head on it and blows up when you pinch it." How is this any different than a pimple? It has a hair in it, big fucking whoop dee doo, so it's same but different. How about we fix this little shit of a problem once and for all and not worry about the the different types, let's eradicate all the types.
Do you not think everyone in the world would go out and get this cure? It would make everybody's quality of life just a little bit better. Maybe they don't make a cure because of all the money it makes on temporary fixes and makeups.
So to all you companies out there that are exploiting our misery just so you can make a buck, I hope all you mutherfuckers get a giant pimple that grows on the inside of your nostril and every time you breathe in a little bit of puss gets sucked into your lungs and eventually you get sick and die from it, while in excruciating pain from your nostril zit. Maybe then someone will make a cure.
Fucking Pimples
Scott Goerz
