- Why is it that I can sit and play on my cell phone for as long as I like, but when it's my bathroom time, within about five minutes my feet start to become numb? I can sit in a car for three hours straight and watch videos, read articles, and play games, but as soon as I sit on a toilet, it's a get in get out scenario. Why can't I sit on the toilet and use my cell phone for very long?
- Why is it that the workers at a Tim Hortons can't figure out how to cut a sandwich? Every time, and I mean every single time, the bottom of my bagel, sandwich, or anything that is made of bread, is not cut at the bottom, forcing me to try to rip the bread but when I do the sandwich falls apart. Why can't you cut all the way through?
- When someone decides they need to tell you a story, they proceed to drop full first and last names of people in the story even if you have no idea who they are. Then, when they get to a name they can't remember they sit and pause and have to think about it for what seems like forever. Why can't you just keep the story simple?
- When you have to wait in line for something and there is lots of room but the person behind you is so close you can feel their breath on your neck, what is the need to stand so damn close?
- You buy a frying pan and some idiot has stuck non peel stickers to the inside of the pot, or pan and on the bottom as well, these sticker do not come off easily and they might as well sell goo gone and razor blades with it. Why do you have to use those terrible stickers?
- When you buy something encased in a sealed plastic container. I bought some scissors the other day but the packaging was so completely sealed that it was next to impossible to open, it sure would have been easier if I had some scissors I could have used. Why do they make impossible to open sealed plastic packages like that?
- When you are out in public and somebody is talking very loudly in another language on their cell phone. Go sit in your car or go outside for crying out loud. Is there a reason you have to be yelling into the thing?
- Why is it that my body has absolutely no problem growing hair anywhere on my body except on the top of my head? I have hair growing in places I never used to have grow and it is seriously annoying. Why can't we either grow or not grow hair?
- You drop something between the car seat and center console of your vehicle. There is no getting it back without stopping your vehicle, moving the seat back or forward and using a flashlight. Why can't this be designed so that this sort of thing doesn't happen?
- You go after that thing you dropped in between the car seat and console and your hand gets trapped there. There is a spot where your hand will find a small cavity and become stuck there. Pulling it out causes severe pain but sometimes you can slide it toward the front or back without the painful extraction. Same question as above.
- Getting updates that stop you from doing what you want to do. My computer just decides it needs to shut down occasionally, when it boots back up it takes a long time to install updates. My phone also does it. After it's done it has changes some features I didn't ask for and I have to relearn how to use my electronic device. Why can't this just happen without my knowledge and not change anything?
Scott Goerz
