A backwards toilet paper roll. Why? Because it doesn't tear in a straight line and you can't see the end.
When you buy an appliance or new pots and pans and there is a sticker welded to the product that you can't remove easily.
Having a subscription automatically renew with an insane process in order to stop it.
Dropping the handle of your utensil into whatever it is that you are cooking or eating.
Being slowed to a crawl or stopped for no apparent reason on a busy highway.
Panhandlers or beggars that come to your window when you are stopped at an intersection.
Your GPS telling you to turn when there is no visible road to turn at.
The noise your vehicle makes when you are not wearing your seat belt.
Wake up alarm buzzer.
Seeing it snow outside when it's supposed to be warm and sunny.
Waiting for your number to be called when you need to get blood taken.
Being on hold for a long time only to finally have your call taken by someone you can't understand because of their terrible accent.
Someone farting in an enclosed and very public space.
Someone else snoring and you can't leave. (Airplane)
Being asked if you like your meal when your mouth is full of food.
Seeing someone in public you don't like and when they see you they come and try to talk to you for an hour.
Being told you are wrong by someone who clearly has no idea what they are talking about.
Deleting something by accident that you wanted to keep.
Being late for something and as you are rushing to leave you notice your dog has crapped all over the floor.
Running out of hot water in the shower.
Paying a photo radar ticket.
When things always seem to break on a Saturday evening and since stores aren't open Sunday you have to wait until Monday to get the part you need.
Not buying enough of something and you need just one more.
Super secure plastic packaging on something that should not need it.
Ripping off a little piece of toenail or fingernail and being in agony for a week afterwards.
Being told someone is sorry when they clearly are not.
Having to watch an ad before I see the material that I want to see.
All commercials.
Muscle spasms during sex
When your dog rolls in something disgusting and you pet them afterwards.
When your finger breaks through the toilet paper.
When your hands are so dry that you can't grip toilet paper.
Being told a long story that has no point
Being lied to.
Talking to someone with really bad breath face to face.
Mosquitoes.
Flies.
Hornets and wasps.
All of the above insects, trapped in your vehicle while you are driving.
Scott Goerz
