During the day, and it doesn't matter what I'm doing these weird, funny, atrocious thoughts pop in and out of existence in my mind periodically. I thought I would share some of them with you today.
After watching a video game of a vr title called Blind I wondered if blind people masturbate. They must right? They are after all only human. The next thought that I had was that it would be pretty funny to squirt a water pistol into the blind mans face while he was masturbating from afar.
Obviously that thought led to another morbid thought, if a person clapped their hands gently and rhythmic in the back of a movie theatre and then made some moaning noises just before shooting a water pistol across the back of the heads of the audience.
While driving, I have often thought about pushing the person ahead of me into the ditch, and any other subsequent driver that is going too slow and is in my way.
This morbid thought has never been done but I believe it could be possible. You could punch your best friend in the face as hard as you like on purpose, as long as you apologize profusely afterwards and say it was an accident.
Jump behind the movie line concession stand and get my own damn popcorn. You could also go into any kitchen in any restaurant to inspect the way they are cooking your food. Someone told me once that you have the right to request this at any establishment.
Wondering what would happen if I spiked my parents and my grandmothers food with magic mushrooms at a family dinner. Would we all have a really good time or would we try to kill each other or would we all end up in the hospital?
That's it for today.
Scott Goerz
