Engl-ish?

The phrase lost in translation is clearly abundant in these odd ads designed to appeal to English speaking people from non English speaking ones.

This happens?

 MMMM..... Balls

A ton of Crap

 Where can I dumb? 

 Gonna need a stronger toilet

 Ok, where and how much?

 Umm Suuuure.

 If you pull it, it will surface

 Spit is always better fried

 This one is self explanatory

I'm supposed to use a wet one?

Enjoy your day!

Scott Goerz